I Laughed at this, Wikihow: Survive a Call of Cthulhu Adventure
Because it's so true! Except that running home is lame. Seriously, why are you playing a game if all you want to die is hide in your house and cry?
Interested in exploring the dark secrets of the unimaginably vast cosmos? Aren't we all. Unfortunately, in the role playing 'Game Call of Cthulhu' by Chaosium, the terrible monsters of the Cthulhu Mythos can be a bit tough to defeat. To help you survive, read the article below.How to Survive a Call of Cthulhu Adventure